Technology is totally out of control.

As usual Lord Kadizzle got up to read the paper and get up to date on the laptop. After delivering the mandatory coffee to The Commander, along with the newspaper, Kadizzle sat down to enjoy the New York Times on line. Then an instant message popped up from that blasted Christmas elf pictured below. The elf was ordering coffee from the bed room. Kadizzle shot back that cyber coffee was not available until 9 A. M., but the Christmas elf would not quit. Since the elf did clean up the kitchen last night Kadizzle caved in and made the elf the coffee.