North Dakota's future legislators, Biscuit and Gravy

As Lord Kadizzle walked outside for an evening stroll he noticed the remnants of a terrible crash. On the street was a shoe, a bicycle with rope entangled in the spokes and the chariot Biscuit was being towed in. Gravy came wandering down the street with one shoe, and Biscuit was not far behind. With great amusement his lordship noticed Biscuit had his cowboy shoes on the wrong feet. Surely this resulted from a confusion of left and right. Biscuit could walk right in the North Dakota legislature today and fit right in. All he has to remember is to go the direction his shoes point. This will only lead him in circles. A good legislator in North Dakota just goes around in circles interpreting God's will which remarkably resembles the wishes of the right wingers and the fundamentalist.