Our Camping Trailer just gave Birth to a very large baby

What a wonderful start to the day. The Commander asked me if I got the keys out of the truck as we parked at a restaurant near where we are camping. Of course before I answered, she locked the keys in the truck. In a mood less than ideal, I hiked back to the trailer. Of course the Commander had also locked the camper, which held an extra set of truck keys. Luckily one bedroom window in the camper was unlocked. As the trailer moaned and groaned with labor pains, Lord Kadizzle went through the window, and emerged from the front door of the trailer. The whole birth took less than five minutes and now the Big Foot trailer is the proud father of an unshaven well over two hundred pound, mean, nasty baby boy.