Jim Farris the failed ferret.

Jim Farris, what a piece of work. Farris is on the Payson Town Council. Jim whines like a baby to get what he wants. Endlessly the adults in the room yesterday had to listen to Farris insist the new pool be built where the old pool was.  Fortunately the adults won and the new pool will be in a sensible place. The three stooges, Otto, Bell, and Farris have a bizarre idea Payson has a deep state that is spending too much money. Jim Farris is the ferret that is going to cut cost and find the waste. Good old Jim who bitches about the salaries of town employees complains because the town cannot find a manager or a police chief, or an engineer. Now here it comes, Jim says offer more money. 

Old Kadizzle could not sit through the idiocy brought on by the three stooges. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? That kind of debate went on for hours while nothing got done. Charlie Bell and Farris vied for who could be the biggest hypocrite. The stooges last council meeting attacked the library. Too much sex at the library, and not enough at home for the stooges was the theme. 

The special meeting that was supposed to start at four did not start until five thirty.