Hoopleheads spotted in Hazen

You don't see the Hoopleheads too often, but I spotted them getting ready to go to the Glen Beck hate rally this morning. Normally they are scared a Black man might yell "Socialism" at them. The Hooples kept their kids home so they did not get encouraged to learn anything by the Black President. The Hoople told their kids "If we need to know something Fox News will tell us". PG on the far right reminded them that "Education just confuses people". When the Hooples get to Washington with their Tea Bag Friends they are going to get to hear a whole new version of how the Earth was formed.